Petal loves to give pep talks to her dog siblings.
AKA, barking directly into their ear when they aren't doing what she wants them to do.
What she wants them to do = run around the yard with her like they're herding invisible sheep.
Today it was Ella's turn to experienceher eardrums exploding one of Petal's lovely and uplifting pep talks.
"C'mon, Ella! You can do it! Just one more lap around the yard! Do it for me... do it for the children."
"What children?"
"PRETEND there are children and do it for them!"
"Yeah, not happening. I need a breather."
"Only wimps take breathers! Wimpy little cats!"
"You call this a pep talk?"
"It's called tough love, sister."
"FINE! I'll run, but just to shut you up!"
"Happy now, Petal?"
*panting* *gasping dramatically* "I neeeeed waaaterrrr!"
"Wimp."
Today it was Ella's turn to experience
"C'mon, Ella! You can do it! Just one more lap around the yard! Do it for me... do it for the children."
"What children?"
"PRETEND there are children and do it for them!"
"Yeah, not happening. I need a breather."
"Only wimps take breathers! Wimpy little cats!"
"You call this a pep talk?"
"It's called tough love, sister."
"FINE! I'll run, but just to shut you up!"
"Happy now, Petal?"
*panting* *gasping dramatically* "I neeeeed waaaterrrr!"
"Wimp."
Sherman loves giving pep talks. He is known as the referee at the dog park. Two points for that move, escape that is one point. BOL
ReplyDeletePetal says to keep giving those pep talks, Sherman! They're enjoyed by all. ;]
DeleteBOL you're such a drama queen Petal!
ReplyDeleteDachshund Nola
Hahaha, she really is!
DeletePetal rules!!
ReplyDeletePetal thanks you... and she agrees. ;]
DeleteToo funny. Good job, Petal, keeping Ella motivated! We all need a Collie girl like that in our lives.
ReplyDeleteWe definitely do! Petal hopes Violet was reading this post and getting ideas.
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