"Why are we doing this, Ella?"
"Because, Petal! This Sunday the Easter Bunny is coming and this time, we're gonna be ready."
"Are you sure we should be harming poor little bunnies, Ella?"
"This bunny we're practicing on may be harmless, but the Easter Bunny? That's one mean, evil, conniving little bunny! He terrifies children and forces them to search for his eggs! Bunnies don't even LAY eggs!"
"But wait, Ella! Before you hurt him, I heard the humans saying something about the Easter Bunny leaving candy! We like candy!"
"He leaves CHOCOLATE, Petal! POISON!"
"Let's get him."
"Give me the bunny, Ella! When will you ever learn that it's all just for fun and games for the humans? The Easter Bunny won't cause any harm. Stop filling Petal's head with nonsense!"
Happy Saturday! Have a lovely Easter Sunday, keep those chocolate bunnies out of your pet's reach!
They're poison I tell you! Poison!
I, however, will be eating as many as I can get my hands on.
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